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Conchy Joe's Menu
~ Sandwiches Menu |
All sandwiches served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and
a choice of cole slaw, french fries or Bahamian peas & rice.
*BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH
Lightly breaded chicken, deep fried & dipped in a lightly spicy buffalo
sauce & topped w/monterey jack cheese. Served on a toasted kaiser.
CONCHY'S FAMOUS 'WORKS' BURGER
If you don't want the 'works' on your burger 1950's drive-in style,
don't order one of these! We season five ounces of cheap ground chuck
with eleven secret herbs and spices, fry it up in a pan full of grease,
and serve it on a stale sesame seed bun with mustard, ketchup,
mayonnaise, pickles, lots of thin sliced onions, lettuce and tomato.
That's the only way we serve it. Well, there is one option: cheddar
cheese, i.e. the Famous 'Works' Cheeseburger. And you can order it
cooked anyway you like: rare, rare medium rare, medium rare, medium rare
medium, medium, medium well, well medium well, or burned to a crisp.
You'll get it cooked medium (or thereabouts) no matter how you order it,
but you can order it anyway you like - after all it's a free country,
right? These are the only options: Cheeseburger or no Cheeseburger. Any
other changes would destroy the integrity of this resurrected American
Icon, and we won't let this happen, we don't care how important you are!
We have clout too, we know someone who's brother's wife is best friends
with ex Vice Pres. Dan Quayle's mother in law, so don't try to make us
change this burger. No "hold the pickles" here, this ain't no Mickey
D's, dig? (that's fifties talk). As Sheriff Taylor put it, "Gooooodburger!"
Warning: These burgers are not recommended for people or farm animals
with high blood pressure, heart disease, bad choppers,
gastiophlabbilicktus, or political ambitions. Also, they're messy,
sloppy, they'll get greasy juice all over your hands, chin and clothes -
Conchy Joe's will not be held responsible!
*CONCHY'S 'WORKS' BURGER
*'WORKS' CHEESEBURGER
*PLAIN OL' BURGER* Served w/lettuce, tomato & onion and With
cheese
Additional
SIDE OF FRENCH FRIES
All sandwiches served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and
a choice of cole slaw or french fries.
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